A rant about ketchup: the worst fucking user interface on earth
Why in the hell do people use these shitty glass bottles anymore? I would be embarrassed to put one of these atrocities in my restaurant.
It is as though the glass ketchup bottle is an attempt to actively inhibit my use of the ketchup.
The thin plastic nozzle-topped ketchup bottle is the BEST ketchup dispensing device available. With its beautiful jet-stream of ketchup, you can fine-tune the precise amount of ketchup to dispense. And it never gets stuck. There's no shaking of the bottle. No knives. Just a pure unending stream of ketchup.
IT IS VASTLY SUPERIOR:
Even the trusty supermarket dispenser is a huge improvement:
And how can we forget ketchup packets? Always efficient and easy.
Anything is better than the glass bottle.
